Come to the Dark Side: We’ve Got River Lynn (Star Wars Parody)

The Sith Lord thought he could hide from me, but I could feel his dark side anywhere. Whenever he was close, the Fourth made me wet. I knew he felt it too, his parts swelling anytime I was around. I've been chasing him across the galaxy for that cock, and I was not going to rest until I got to feel his lightsaber. He thought my body wouldn't be able to resist the power of the dark side, but the Fourth is strong with me. I can handle anything, even a Darth Daddy. I'm Mandolily, and I always get my man. May the Fourth be in me.