Homeschool Sex Ed: Teacher Swap

My friend and I love homeschooling our stepsons. They're smart and sweet. Maybe TOO sweet, actually. We didn't want them to grow up to be indecent shit-for-brains fucking in public bathrooms and on bleachers, but the problem is, we coddled them too much. They have no sex drive, no balls! They're way too innocent, and they have to learn how the real world works. As their stepmoms and teachers, it's our job to guide them. We can forget about math for a while. Right now, what they need is a wild, realistic lesson in sex ed. They already learned everything about decency, but now they must learn that sometimes, you’ve got to throw decency out the fucking window…