If You Taste My Cookies, I'll Taste You

I was so frustrated! I didn't understand how the other Girl Scouts were selling that many cookies. I tried everything, but I was losing every single time. I even started thinking that maybe I was not made for this, but I was not ready to give up. That's when I finally understood that those girls make money because they are selling more than cookies. If that's all it took, I could do that too. I knew I looked good in that tight uniform, so I would not be getting any complaints. I really wanted to sell those cookies. If I had known that all I needed to do was taste their dicks so they would taste my cookies, I would have done that way sooner! Let the real competition begin.