New Year’s Resolution: Lose My Virginity to Bunny

I’ve always been kind of shy, and I’ve never had much luck with girls. I was desperate to lose my virginity. I mean, I would have settled just getting to motorboat a set of tits. The point is, I was horny as fuck, and I had no hope of getting my cock wet. Then, on New Year’s, I confessed by pent up frustrations to the last person you’d imagine — my fucking step mom. But she wasn’t mad… Sure, maybe she was a little weirded out reading that her step son was so desperate for pussy, but I never would have guessed she would help me get laid. And not just help me, like, hook me up with some girls. No… I mean, she wanted to HELP me, as in she was offering up HER pussy. Fuck. I know it’s wrong to lose your virginity to your mom. But she’s so fucking, hot, bro… How was I supposed to say no?